Click here to sign up  Click here to go to the galleries  Click here to go to the code of conduct  Click here to go to the video page  Click here to go to the SW Meets page

Thread: Satnav by Pam Ayres

Results 1 to 3 of 3
  1. #1 Satnav by Pam Ayres 
    Club Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    I have a little Satnav,
    It sits there in my car
    A Satnav is a driverís friend,
    it tells you where you are.

    I have a little Satnav,
    Iíve had it all my life
    Itís better than the normal ones,
    My Satnav is my wife.

    It gives me full instructions,
    Especially how to drive
    ďItís sixty miles an hourĒ, it says,
    ďYouíre doing sixty fiveĒ

    It tells me when to stop and start,
    And when to use the brake
    And tells me that itís never ever,
    Safe to overtake.

    It tells me when a light is red,
    And when it goes to green
    It seems to know instinctively,
    Just when to intervene.

    It lists the vehicles just in front,
    And all those to the rear
    And taking this into account,
    It specifies my gear.

    Iím sure no other driver,
    Has so helpful a device
    For when we leave and lock the car,
    It still gives its advice.

    It fills me up with counselling,
    Each journeyís pretty fraught
    So why donít I exchange it,
    And get a quieter sort?

    Ah well, you see, it cleans the house,
    Makes sure Iím properly fed
    It washes all my shirts and things,
    And keeps me warm in bed!

    Despite all these advantages,
    And my tendency to scoff,
    I only wish that now and then,
    I could turn the bugger off.

    Pam Ayres
    Reply With Quote  

  2. #2 Re: Satnav by Pam Ayres 
    frequent forum contributor Club Member
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    I second that!
    Reply With Quote  

  3. #3 Re: Satnav by Pam Ayres 
    Club Member Dane_Rescueman's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2011
    North Kernow cliff dweller
    Get a big side exhaust. You won't hear anything else !!!
    Marlin Berlinetta 2.1 Efi
    Reply With Quote  

Similar Threads

  1. Fitted satnav for the berli
    By rog8811 in forum General Car Chat
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 01-08-2012, 06:07 PM
Posting Permissions
  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts